How I chose my wife Or choosing a lawyer

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This column is written for a penny stock new service. My random thoughts on investing, caveat emptor, and other miscellaneous gonzo gook has prompted many people to ask me to write a series of “Choosing columns”.  So here is the first in a series.

The title came to my mind while drinking a bottle of Spanish red and listening to the MC5. Choosing a lawyer is a difficult topic to write on. The world of investing in the Penny stock market is much a kin to getting married. You have to locate a suitable woman/or man and then embark on one of life’s most interesting journeys. But I can attest that you may need a lawyer from time to time in pursuing these ridiculous missions. So choosing a penny stock is much like choosing a partner. At some point we will probably need to involve the services of a lawyer.

How to choose a partner, for the sake of clarity, I will use, as my examples, choosing a woman? You bisexual, gays or tri-sexual (try anything), please don’t be offended.

Best way to locate a woman or lawyer is through personal referrals – friends – business referrals or relatives. (I say relative with some degree of apprehension) The problem is you must really study the referral source – people usually refer you to women/ or lawyers that they like (lets say they had an experience with) or in some cases used them for their own purposes.

Well you must look closely at the referral source – time of referral and place of referral. Over a drink at 2:00am, – ha ha a great place to talk women and lawyers– my answer don’t listen!

Use the personal referral as a base reference – from there do your own searches on locating a woman/lawyer, or you may end up dropping enough coin to run a small country in Central America.

Why not use the internet?  It’s interesting to see lots of Pay for introduction dating services – yet lawyer referral systems are free. I have no comment!

So we have now after a journey through referrals, introduction/referral services and the internet and have now found the name of an interesting target, woman or lawyer.

Next step, find out more about your target. Where is he or she from? Where were they educated? ( If educated where did they finished in the class?  In the case of lawyers, please note over 90% finished in the top 10% of their class). Do they wear an electronic monitoring device? Do they have the right experience for the job? You wouldn’t hire F. Lee Bailey to give advice on an investment into a 10 cent stock touting a new gold mine in Inner Mongolia, likewise you wouldn’t date, a well, I will leave that alone! In choosing a lawyer or woman remember looks are not everything. (well in some cases that is not true)

So we have now chosen a lawyer or in my case a woman – but we are not Obama and Michelle – we are human – so the woman was not right – for me- the advice my lawyer gave me with respect to my Inner Mongolian investment was wrong and as a result I now own a part of small noodle shop on the Inner Mongolian/Chinese border, along with 5000 other pasta eaters.

What’s the answer – Now this is amazing – the woman turned out to be well, we will say it was not a compatible relationship, the lawyer was taking kick backs from the gold company – the answer – now, get this CHOOSE ANOTHER LAWYER!!!

My advice – move to China and open a noodle shop!

John Talyor

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